Ok so, commissions. If you want one done, NOTE me (Deviant Art users) or PM me (Newgrounds users) rather than commenting, it's much easier to keep track of them that way.
/Note about payments/
To avoid the ol' 'dine and dash' technique, you'll need to pay for the commission beforehand.
Also, Paypal only
Prices are below:

ANIMATIONS (Approx 1 week depending on how busy I am)
18 - 24 FPS animation - 60 seconds - 2 characters - $35

Additional prices:
-additional character - $5 each
-sound (music, sfx) - $10
-Voice acting - $10 per char (money gets divided between voice actors used)
-Complex backgrounds - $5
-Extra 30 seconds (Just don't make the length rediculous) - $10

/Note about voices/
If you want KrEid or Grout in your commission they're likely to be included, I can also voice any other characters you want as long as a description is provided, for examples, see my showreel new one to come soon
Tek may be harder to voice as ~Hnilmik usually has a busy schedule so I can't guarantee lines
~KyraWolf289 is willing to do any other female voices you may want.
A share of the money will go to the appropriate voice actors.

ART: (Approx 2 days, depending on how busy I am)

Drawn lineart - $5
Example 1 Example 2
Flash lineart - $10
Flash comic - $10
Example 1 Example 2
Coloured, cel shaded Flash art - $15
Example 1 Example 2
Photoshopped work - $25
Example 1 Example 2 Example 3

What I need to know before starting:
For animations, I need to know the characters (whether you send a picture or describe them)
I'll need a good description of the storyline
If you want any of the extras, list them so I know what to charge
For pictures, I need to know the character, their pose, attitude and if it's your OC, a picture of them you've done.

Stuff I won't do:
Adult content: Violence and gore is all thumbs up, but there'll be no rule 34 in my art boyo!
Copyrighted content: Pretty self explanotary really, intertextual references should be ok though.
Racist/hate art: Again, pretty obvious, if you hate someone keep that to yourself, I'm not your messenger boy! There are however exceptions with stuff like emo jokes and what not.

The final piece will be emailed to you and uploaded on my Deviant Art
Feel free to colour any line arts as long as I'm credited somewhere :)

So that's about it! Tell your friends!